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1.57sWell, why not? Why not?
1.77sBecause they're evil, and they distort the truth,
1.83sand they do the bidding of the Republican Party!
2.03sI mean, what other reasons do you need?
2.37sDon't listen to Brian, Lois. You'd be great on camera,
2.87slike I was when I played that dead body on Law & Order.
1.87sWell, until I got that itch in my crotch.
3.34sThe contusion on his left temple implies he was hit by a blunt object,
1.77sand the cuts imply a struggle.
1.23sSo it was murder.
1.27sBut the question is who?
2.17sWell, whoever it was wears nail polish.
1.54sWe found traces in the wounds.
1.17sWell, that narrows it down.
1.2sAt least we know it wasn't the father.
1.67sYeah, but we still gotta find out...
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3.2s(PETER SIGHS IN SATISFACTION) PETER: Thank God!
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2.27sAll right, Fox News auditions, take one.
2.2sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories.
2.13sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!
2.27sFear-based, right-wing-agenda-pushing news stories!
4.77sHi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium.
2.07sDue to a lack of interest in my shoddy merchandise,