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1.57sTake a look at what we got, Peter.
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2.57sOne day, three ducks were crossing the road
9.64sGoing to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were going And a bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and...
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2.5sNo, that's pretty much it
1.37sHandiquacks
2.5sAnd they never got their soda
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2.27sWhy won't this card house stay up?
5.27sOur palms are slippery and sweaty because of the heat from that new wood stove we just bought.
2.4s(SNICKERS) That's gonna be his catchphrase.
2.27sHow did you afford that wood stove?
5sEasy. I just walked into the wood-stove store and said, "Put it on my bill."
3.8s(BOTH LAUGHING) - You with me?
I sure am!