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2.34sHello. I'd like to speak to President Clinton, please.
2.37sI wrote to him, and he never wrote back.
2.02sNo, I don't want Al Gore.
3.35sLisa, you've got to learn that life isn't always fair.
5sTry to channel your disappointment into something creative, like a sampler.
0.4sIs that Duncan?
1.92sLadies, say hello to--
2.85sHe's the bad boy of racing. He's got attitude and "baditude,"
2.18sso show him some latitude, and you'll win his gratitude.
1.88sOnly in America!
2.9sEw! You used my bracelet for a nose ring.
2.27sPossessions are fleeting.
2.97sWhy, look at that disgraceful beast.
3.12sGood Lord, what has become of the sport of kings?