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3.29sDo you have a military I.D.?
2.82sI.D.? Man, Charlie didn't ask for I.D...
3.4swhen I fought at La Choy and Chun King.
4.25sI saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho.
2.42sHomer, give him the 50 cents.
3sWhy should I? Did my country give me a parade?
2.17sNo, man. They spat at me and--
1.95sjust go. Thank you.
3.27sThis closes the saddest chapter in American history.
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2.8sI can't wait to do some shopping.
2.23sLook at all these innovative products.
1.75sMiracle Shears!
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3.17sThe Drain Bugger!
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2.19sAh!
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2.4sFolks, how often have you opened your morning paper,
3.22sonly to have the rubber band fly off and hit you right in the eye?
3.02sNever. But it's my number-one concern.