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2.42sHomer, give him the 50 cents.
3sWhy should I? Did my country give me a parade?
2.17sNo, man. They spat at me and--
1.95sjust go. Thank you.
3.27sThis closes the saddest chapter in American history.
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2.8sI can't wait to do some shopping.
2.23sLook at all these innovative products.
1.75sMiracle Shears!
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3.17sThe Drain Bugger!
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2.19sAh!
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2.4sFolks, how often have you opened your morning paper,
3.22sonly to have the rubber band fly off and hit you right in the eye?
3.02sNever. But it's my number-one concern.
3.64sWell, with the OmniGog system, those worries are a thing of the past.
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3.14sI'm all right, folks, thanks to my OmniGogs.
3.32sA little late for Lenny.