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3.02sHow about something cool, like "Camptown Races"?
2.35sHey, Grandpa, the Civil War's over.
1.78sHow about "Little Brown jug"?
8.91sYa, ha, ha Hee, hee, hee Little brown jug how I love thee Oh! Stop with your devil music. Lisa, this is all your fault.
1.87sHey, the blonde broad's got a point.
3.5sWe need something with a little ring-a-ding-ding. Take your arm off me.
3.19sOoh, this kitten's got claws.
2.7sOkay. We'll do a different song.
2.9sWho cares? They all end up sounding the same anyway.
1.55sWhat a fruit fly.
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0.48sVietnam veteran.
3.29sDo you have a military I.D.?
2.82sI.D.? Man, Charlie didn't ask for I.D...
3.4swhen I fought at La Choy and Chun King.
4.25sI saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho.
2.42sHomer, give him the 50 cents.
3sWhy should I? Did my country give me a parade?