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2.65sOh, my. Oh--
4.14sIt's going to cost us $500 a week to keep Duncan.
2.22sBut he'll bring us joy, Marge--
2.23sunlike all your silly goo-gahs.
3.67sAt least you don't have to feed any of the stuff I bought at the fair.
2.09sWell, except the mop.
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3.4sMarge, your pro-mop/anti-horse agenda has been clear for some time.
2.67sBut don't worry. I have a way for Duncan to earn his keep.
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3.72sHmm. That's terrific, Duncan. You're 10 for 10.
4.99sNow let's look in the rule book and see if horses can play in the NFL. D'oh!
2.65sHe's a diving horse. Maybe he could dive for pearls.
1.95sPearls, eh?
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