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0.5sDear Mr. President--
2.12sWhat are you doing, Lisa?
4.32sI'm writing a letter to President Clinton about that travesty of a band contest.
3.32sAs a fellow sax player, I'm sure he'll be outraged.
2.08sHoney, don't get obsessed with that.
3.85sFocus on the good things-- like this fire extinguisher I got at the fair.
2.52sMom, really-- Hey, what are you doing?
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2.8sIt's the only fire extinguisher endorsed...
2.69sby both Lynda Carter and George Foreman.
3.57sI wonder what would happen if they had a baby.
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4.25sDad, if we're gonna race Duncan, shouldn't we hire a professional trainer?
3.72sSon, I learned everything I needed to know from The Horse Whisperer.
3.49sStep one: Seduce a lonely housewife.
1.77sMa'am.
2.69sNow for the actual horse whispering.
3.57sWhen the race starts, run really fast.
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