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3.2sthe next pretty young thing that walks through that door.
2.79sMmm, greetings!
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4.81sSon, it's me. I floated up toward heaven but got lost along the way.
3.37sDad, is that really you?
1.9sDarn tootin', you lousy fink!
3.52sYou buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table!
0.58sWhat kind of a son--
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4.77sCall me when you get a karaoke machine.
3.77sThat's the second time he pulled the plug on me.
3.49sI was just in a car accident. Can I use your phone?
0.65sUh, using the phone's a four-drink minimum.
2.32sUh-uh!
2.44sWhat's the matter? I'm making as nice as I can.
3.37sTest lady. Test lady.
3.27sGo ahead, give it a try. It goes by how clammy your hands are.
3.24sWell, I suppose I could use a laugh after that accident.