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4.24sAh, kiss my dishrag.
5.4sSee? That's your problem. You're a crab. Ladies like sweet-talkers.
2.94sHey, I'm sweet. I'm sweeter than jewish wine.
2.32sThen prove it! I want you to charm...
3.2sthe next pretty young thing that walks through that door.
2.79sMmm, greetings!
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4.81sSon, it's me. I floated up toward heaven but got lost along the way.
3.37sDad, is that really you?
1.9sDarn tootin', you lousy fink!
3.52sYou buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table!
0.58sWhat kind of a son--
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4.77sCall me when you get a karaoke machine.