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2.05s
2.82sOh, was it something I said?
5.37sArr! Someone should be keelhauled for that one.
5.24sI move that the last sketch be stricken from the record. Now bring in the next offender.
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4.17sInflation, trade deficit, horrible war atrocities.
4.09sHow are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?
3.29sWell, I know one thing in this world that's still pure and good.
1.7sChristian love?
1.37sNo. Candy!
2.85sSweet, sweet candy!
4.84s
4.59sI want candy But don't you want to end world famine?
4.67sI want candy Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon.
4.52sI want candy Well, if you won't think of society's ills--
4.69sI want candy at least think of our dentist bills.