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3.37sDad, is that really you?
1.9sDarn tootin', you lousy fink!
3.52sYou buried me naked and sold my suit to buy a ping-pong table!
0.58sWhat kind of a son--
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4.77sCall me when you get a karaoke machine.
3.77sThat's the second time he pulled the plug on me.
3.49sI was just in a car accident. Can I use your phone?
0.65sUh, using the phone's a four-drink minimum.
2.32sUh-uh!
2.44sWhat's the matter? I'm making as nice as I can.
3.37sTest lady. Test lady.
3.27sGo ahead, give it a try. It goes by how clammy your hands are.
3.24sWell, I suppose I could use a laugh after that accident.
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2.25sLovelorn. You need man.
3.02sMoe near now. Go near Moe.
4.1sWhat? "Go near Moe." I'd say that's a pretty strong endorsement.
3.19sSo how about you and me go out sometime? You know, out back?