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3.67sThank you for watching Movie for a Dreary Afternoon.
2.67sPlease stay tuned for a paid political announcement...
2.03sbrought to you by the friends of Montgomery Burns.
0.29sBurns ? Change the channel.
1.48sYou change it.
2.27sNo, you change it. I changed it last week.
3.74sFine. Be a jerk. Then we'll just sit here and watch it.
2.8sOh, no. An election ?
4.14sIt's one of those deals when they close the bars, isn't it ? Sorry, Barney.
3.27sI wonder if he's going to say anything about that horrible fish.
2.54sOh, Marge. What's the big deal ?
1.9sI bet before the papers blew this out of proportion,
1.94syou didn't even know how many eyes a fish had.
1.6s
1.83sThirty seconds to air, Mr. Burns.
2.1sRemember to smile. I am smiling.
3.34sYou have to do better than that.
2.64s- How's this ?
- There you go.
2.03sI'm going to be sore tomorrow.
2.8sWell, we've done all we can, Mr. Burns. The rest is up to you.
3.44sDon't worry. By the time this paid political announcement is done,
4.99severy johnny Lunch Pail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hand.