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3.27sI'm an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot,
2.99sand, uh, I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders.
3.02sWell, this is my day and we do, sir.
2.27sAll right ! We eat tonight !
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1.88sWait a minute.
3.05sOne, two, three.
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3.82sWell, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something...
0.55sabout that hideous genetic mutation.
2.79sMary Bailey.
3.24sWell, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time.
0.45sLike what ?
2.09sLike getting Washington's birthday...
2.57sand Lincoln's birthday back As separate paid holidays.
3.65sPresidents' Day. What a ripoff.
4.05sI bust my butt day in and day out-- You're late for work, Homer.