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2.54s- Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket. - And?
4.07sLet's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.
2.05sHowdy, gangstas.
3.54sI am average American joe salary-man waiter.
3.44sThese prices suck. 10,000 yen for coleslaw?
3.22sDon't you serve anything that's even remotely japanese?
2.22sDon't ask me. I don't know anything.
2.87sI am product of American education system.
4.62sI also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.
3.52sOh, they got our number.
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2.7sOne square watermelon, please.
3.84sOh, my goodness. Homer, those are $150.
1.83sIt's worth every cent.
3.57sI'm tired of fumbling with round fruit. D'oh!
3sWell, maybe we should just head back to the hotel.
2.7sBut you promised me we'd do something japanese.
1.73sOh, of course you're right.
2.43sYou know, I read about a Shinto teahouse...
3.17swhere they practice the traditional-- Run, Bart!
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