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5.24sLet's start with mega secret number one: "Ya gotta squeeze every penny."
3.57sYou see this tux? I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it.
1.35sThat fancy yacht?
2.65sA bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.
2.75sAnd those beautiful women?
0.47sThey used to be men.
4.69sThe point is, ya gotta squeeze every penny. Come on, let me hear you.
3.65sSqueeze every penny. Squeeze every penny.
3.27sI'm squeezing. I'm squeezing it.
3.47sHey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand.
2.37sOh, Homer, not again.
3.5sEw. We're gonna do our grocery shopping at a 99-cent store?