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2.97sAre you tired of missing out on the good things in life--
4.02sFamily vacations, jet packs, Solid Gold Dancers?
2.1sThere's only three left in the world.
2.12sWell, stick around, 'cause I'm gonna tell you...
3.57sthe 12 savings secrets Wall Street won't tell you.
3.34sThen I'll show you the three ways to get back to the highway--
4.62sincluding one shortcut those Wall Street fat cats don't want you to know.
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3.77sOh, here we go with the fat-cat bashing.
4.22sWell, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue.
2.95sUh-oh! I'm late for the Short Line Railroad.
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5.24sLet's start with mega secret number one: "Ya gotta squeeze every penny."
3.57sYou see this tux? I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it.
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1.35sThat fancy yacht?
2.65sA bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.
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2.75sAnd those beautiful women?
0.47sThey used to be men.
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4.69sThe point is, ya gotta squeeze every penny. Come on, let me hear you.