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2.85sYour wife has paid your bail, Mr. Simpson-san.
3.54sThank God. Couldn't take another minute in this hellhole.
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2.35sNow can we do something japanese?
2.33sOh, I'm sick of doing japanese stuff.
4.35sIn jail we had to be in this dumb Kabuki play about the 47 Ronin,
3.2sand I wanted to be Yoshi, but they made me Ori.
1.95sThen we had to do two hours of origami,
2.3sfollowed by flower arranging and meditation.
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1.72sHoney, I know you wanna see japan,
2.34sbut we're down to our last million yen.
2.12sDon't worry, ichiban.
2.67sI'll show you something japanese.
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2.79sOh, it's beautiful, Dad.
4.44sIt's a crane. The japanese believe they bring good luck.
3.6sOh, be careful. We need that money to get home.
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