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2.95sUh-oh! I'm late for the Short Line Railroad.
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5.24sLet's start with mega secret number one: "Ya gotta squeeze every penny."
3.57sYou see this tux? I got it cheap 'cause Roy Cohn died in it.
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1.35sThat fancy yacht?
2.65sA bargain, 'cause it smells like cat pee.
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2.75sAnd those beautiful women?
0.47sThey used to be men.
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4.69sThe point is, ya gotta squeeze every penny. Come on, let me hear you.
3.65sSqueeze every penny. Squeeze every penny.
3.27sI'm squeezing. I'm squeezing it.
3.47sHey, I squeezed so hard it went into my hand.