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2.33sI made it seem as though you were a homosexual.
1.26sThat's funny to me.
2.97sHow exciting, Brian. So who's the lucky lady?
2.06sWell, actually, her name is Shauna Parks.
1.19sMeg's teacher?
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1.9sYeah, we really hit it off. She's great.
1.7sBrian on a date.
3.8sThat'll be more pathetic than that game of Marco Polo I played with Helen Keller.
1.13sMarco.
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2.56sI don't know. I mean, I think I want to have kids someday.
2.53sOh, I love kids. I just love them.
3.16sI can't get enough of those little buggers, let me tell you.
4.13sYou know, it's like I tell the other volunteers down at the adoption center:
3.53sMy God, you know, ifl could just take all the orphans in the world...