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1.4sBARNEY: I've enjoyed it, too, Peter.
2.56sHey, you almost done in the john? 'Cause we're late for darts.
1.33sAll done, Peter.
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2.49sYou think you have a crap job.
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3.13sI don't need Brian to watch TV with. I got you, Meg.
2.7sHey, what's that? What's that? Is that a dog?
1.73sIs that another dog on the TV, huh?
2.26sYou see that? Go get it. Go get it.
2.16sWhat's that? Who's that? Who's that?
1.02sOh! Who's that?
1.7sWho's there? Is there somebody at the door?
1.47sSomebody at the door? Huh?
2.13sSomebody at the door? What are you gonna do about it?
1.87sWhat are you gonna do about it?
1.43sWhat are you....
1.97sI'm not a dog, you fat bastard!
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1.97sWow, Stewie, you're up early.
2.3sI'm up still. I've been reading all night.
2.06sHang on, Lois. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.
3.56sWell, I loved this book.
2.9sNothing like a good story to recharge your batteries.
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