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4.07sWhy, Leela I do believe we've... met.
1.13sHe means you guys did it.
4.55sIf you don't mind, we're here to deliver the scissors for the ribbon cutting.
0.43sThen you're under arrest.
2.02sWhat for?
3.55sHow do I know these scissors aren't part of some Neutral plot?
1.42sBut they're not even sharp.
2.13sWho could I possibly hurt with them?
2.55sThe Yarn People of Nylar Four.
2.02s
4.29sSo, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors--
1.88sHow very Neutral of you.
0.88sWhat?
1.92sThat was almost the perfect crime
1.9sbut you forgot one thing:
2.3sRock crushes scissors...
3.85sbut paper covers rock and scissors cuts paper.
1.87sKiff, we have a conundrum.
1.2s
2.52sSearch them for paper... and bring me a rock.
1.47sWhy?
3.45sSo beautiful yet so Neutral.
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1.12sDrag them to the ship.
7.36sAnd now, to cut the ribbon the legendary DOOP captain who just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden Seven...