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4.29sSo, a plan to assassinate a weird-looking alien with scissors--
1.88sHow very Neutral of you.
0.88sWhat?
1.92sThat was almost the perfect crime
1.9sbut you forgot one thing:
2.3sRock crushes scissors...
3.85sbut paper covers rock and scissors cuts paper.
1.87sKiff, we have a conundrum.
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2.52sSearch them for paper... and bring me a rock.
1.47sWhy?
3.45sSo beautiful yet so Neutral.
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1.12sDrag them to the ship.
7.36sAnd now, to cut the ribbon the legendary DOOP captain who just returned from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden Seven...
2.04sZapp Brannigan!
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2.9sWhat makes a man turn Neutral?
1.43sLust for gold?
2.08sPower? Or were you just born
1.87swith a heart full of neutrality?
1.1sUm, sir...
2.74syou're supposed to be cutting the ribbon right now.