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2.1sRabbi, should I have another child?
2.95sYes. Another child would be a blessing.
2.42sRabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
3.62sCould you rephrase that as an ethical question?
2.78sUm... is it right to buy a Chrysler?
4.75sYes-- for great is the car with power steering and Dyna-Flo suspension.
1.1sPapa?
2.52sWhen I grow up, can I be a clown?
2.4sNo! A clown is not respected.
1.52sI'll make people laugh.
1.58sHerschel, life is serious.
2.75sSeltzer is for drinking, not for spraying.
2.33sPie is for noshing, not for throwing.
0.87sBut, Papa...
1.2sBut nothing!
6.14sYou'll do as I say or you'll get such a zetz that you won't even know what hit you.
5.62sDad wanted me to follow in his footsteps but the pull of clowning was too strong.
4.82sI got my First laughs at yeshiva impersonating my father.
1.55sBlah, blah, blah... Moses!
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