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3.49sPeople would come from miles around to ask his advice.
2.5sReb Krustofski, should I finish college?
3.44sYes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
2.1sRabbi, should I have another child?
2.95sYes. Another child would be a blessing.
2.42sRabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
3.62sCould you rephrase that as an ethical question?
2.78sUm... is it right to buy a Chrysler?
4.75sYes-- for great is the car with power steering and Dyna-Flo suspension.
1.1sPapa?
2.52sWhen I grow up, can I be a clown?
2.4sNo! A clown is not respected.
1.52sI'll make people laugh.
1.58sHerschel, life is serious.
2.75sSeltzer is for drinking, not for spraying.
2.33sPie is for noshing, not for throwing.
0.87sBut, Papa...