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2.22sIt's Herschel Krustofski.
1.55sMy father was a rabbi.
1.75sHis father was a rabbi.
1.57sHis father's father...
1.47sWell, you get the idea.
5.62sMy father was the most respected man in the lower East Side of Springfield.
3.49sPeople would come from miles around to ask his advice.
2.5sReb Krustofski, should I finish college?
3.44sYes. No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge.
2.1sRabbi, should I have another child?
2.95sYes. Another child would be a blessing.
2.42sRabbi, should I buy a Chrysler?
3.62sCould you rephrase that as an ethical question?
2.78sUm... is it right to buy a Chrysler?
4.75sYes-- for great is the car with power steering and Dyna-Flo suspension.
1.1sPapa?
2.52sWhen I grow up, can I be a clown?
2.4sNo! A clown is not respected.
1.52sI'll make people laugh.
1.58sHerschel, life is serious.
2.75sSeltzer is for drinking, not for spraying.
2.33sPie is for noshing, not for throwing.