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2.62sNo, Bart-- knowledge.
1.92sWe'll hit him where it hurts--
1.57sright in the judaica.
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1.38s"Glub, glub, glub."
1.97s"Oh, Noah, Noah, save us, save us!"
1.38s"No!"
2.12sThis looks good, Bart.
1.6sTake it to him.
1.55sYou I told to go away.
8.19sDoes it not say in the Babylonian Talmud "a child should be pushed aside with the left hand and drawn closer with the right."?
1.12sYes.
2.67sYour religion commands you make up with Krusty.
5.3sBut in Exodus, the fifth commandment says "Honor thy father and thy mother."
1.42sEnd of story.
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1.28sOh, it's hopeless.
1.53sNot quite.
4.05sI got some dynamite stuff from Rabbi Simon Ben-Eliazar.
5.95s"At all times let a man be supple as a reed and not rigid as a cedar."