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2.43sWe've been going about this all wrong.
3.54sWhat's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else?
1.6sThose stupid hats?
2.62sNo, Bart-- knowledge.
1.92sWe'll hit him where it hurts--
1.57sright in the judaica.
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1.38s"Glub, glub, glub."
1.97s"Oh, Noah, Noah, save us, save us!"
1.38s"No!"
2.12sThis looks good, Bart.
1.6sTake it to him.
1.55sYou I told to go away.
8.19sDoes it not say in the Babylonian Talmud "a child should be pushed aside with the left hand and drawn closer with the right."?
1.12sYes.
2.67sYour religion commands you make up with Krusty.
5.3sBut in Exodus, the fifth commandment says "Honor thy father and thy mother."