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2.59sWhere do I receive this prestigious award?
1.08sIzzy's deli, 1:00.
2sThank you, Monsieur President.
1.5sAu revoir.
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1.94sAre you kids ready to order yet?
3.5sjust get us another bowl of complimentary pickles.
2.05sWatch how fast I go.
1.1sAnd for you, sir?
3.05sI want a nice sandwich, but the joey Bishop--
0.92stoo fatty.
2.57sThe jackie Mason-- makes me gassy.
0.83sThe Bruce Willis?
1.23sI don't like his work.
1.97sWhat is this-- a Krusty the Clown?
3sHam, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
0.37sWhat?
0.92sOn white.
2.07sYou tell Mr. Saul Bellow
2.75sthe Nobel prize-winning Jewish novelist
1.65sthat I lost my appetite.
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3.57sCould you direct me to President Francois Mitterand's table?
1.45sYou think you're funny?
2.67s50 million Frenchmen can't be wrong.