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2.69sYeah, well, I live in a dorm without a DSL line.
1.99sFreaky.
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1.75sI think this soup's a little hot.
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2.23sBart, don't slurp your soup.
2.57sMy bubble, my rules.
2.72sThat's it, boy! It's time for your bath!
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3.02sNow go to bed.
3.67sThat is called parenting. I'm going to Moe's.
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1.7sTest. Test.
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3.9sRoses are red. April is the cruelest month. Cruelest month.
3.3sNow open your minds for the Coltrane of the quatrain,
2.94sthe Tony Danza of the A-B stanza.
3.75sI give you the former poet laureate of the United States,
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