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2.97sMm, Mom's not gonna like that. Who's Mom?
3.75sUh, that's what we call the gay guy who lives with us.
3.89sHey, you doing anything tomorrow night? Robert Pinsky's reading at Café Kafka.
4.17sRobert Pinsky? The former poet laureate?
2.52sIt's gonna be great. The three of us can split a scone.
0.42sNondairy?
1.77sDuh!
10.56sI take a whiskey drink I take a chocolate drink And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy - I'll see you tomorrow!
See ya!
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2.32sHmm.
1.92sNow you're sure you haven't been to China?
1.82sThere's no shame in it.
0.57sNo. I told you.
2.67sA mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me!
2.09sWhat's wrong with him, Doctor?
2.5sIt can't be mange. I just had him dipped.
3.04sYour son is exhibiting classic symptoms of Panda Virus.
2.75sHere. Take a look.
4.12sI knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream.
0.48sI did want ice cream.
2.6sWell, your father ate it all!