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2.75sThis is the single greatest day of my life!
2.77s"Impossible to tell in writing.
3.62sBasho, he named himself. Banana Tree."
2.49sBasho! Banana tree!
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2.02sGood night, Bart.
2.54sGood night, Lisa. Good night, Maggie.
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2.75sCherish these moments, Homer.
3.4sSo I'm walking by the Oval Office, and I hear the president.
2.24s"Pinsky! Where's my poem?"
3.15sWell, I thought it wasn't due till Tuesday. So I make one up.
3.14sI am just pulling stuff out of my ass.
2.37sAnd when I'm done, the president says,
3.55s"Pinsky, you've done it again." Ka-ching!
1.6sOh, my God!
2.82sMy social studies project is due tomorrow morning!