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2.7sI can't believe I cheated off an eight-year-old.
4.09sI guess we won't be biking through Italy.
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2.87sShe's worse than that 80-year-old who pretended to be a freshman.
2.87sI just wanted a place to sit down.
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3.15sWhat the-- You earned how many credits without our permission?
0.38sSixteen.
2.12sOh!
2.52sCollege is no place for a young girl...
5.12swith those quadrangles and study carrels and syllabi, and--
2.49sDoogie Howser went to college when he was my age.
1.83sAgainst my wishes!
2.62sBut the atmosphere there was so stimulating.
2.27sIt was a bustling marketplace of ideas.
2.84sOh? And this kitchen isn't?