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3.4sSo I'm walking by the Oval Office, and I hear the president.
2.24s"Pinsky! Where's my poem?"
3.15sWell, I thought it wasn't due till Tuesday. So I make one up.
3.14sI am just pulling stuff out of my ass.
2.37sAnd when I'm done, the president says,
3.55s"Pinsky, you've done it again." Ka-ching!
1.6sOh, my God!
2.82sMy social studies project is due tomorrow morning!
3.1sDid she put in for the pizza?
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2.09sGotta finish. Gotta finish.
1.92sAm I using too much glue?
4.2sYou won't eat our meat, but you glue with our feet.
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2.58sOh!
3.24sWell, it's still the best thing in this class.
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2.52sNum, num, num, num, num.
2.1sA-minus.
4.34sLisa Simpson, master of the double life.
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