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1.35sWho are you?
1.02sI am the dean.
1.25sThe dean of what?
3.79sThe Dean of the Secret Order of Dirty Joke Writers.
5.17s
1.57sWow.
3.29sSo, these are the people who write all the world's dirty jokes?
1.23sIndeed they are.
1.63sHey, isn't that Stephen Hawking?
2.65sSo the housewife tells the plumber,
5.31s"Okay, you cleaned my pipes, now get to work on that sink."
1.53s(BOTH LAUGHING)
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1.23sAnd there's Bill Gates!
3.27sIs there some joke area of a beaver eating a woodpecker?
1.53sIs that something? Would that work?
1.7sAnd there's Warren Buffett.
2.47sSo, the gym teacher says, "How'd you get the two black eyes?"
1.53sShe says, "I don't know."
2.4sOh, I forgot to say she's got two big jugs.
1.02s(LAUGHING)
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3.07sWow. These are some of the world's smartest people.
0.8sNot a lot of women.
2.72sYeah, not a lot of women.
1.6sWhat are they all doing here?
6.67sWell, many of the world's greatest geniuses secretly devote themselves to coming up with the world's dirtiest jokes.