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2.92sAny more bright ideas, Professor?
1.27s(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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5.66sMr. and Mrs. Griffin, the reason Chris was suspended is that he told a very inappropriate joke in class.
3.45sWell, Principal Shepherd, we promise you it won't happen again.
1.57sI don't know where Chris heard the joke,
2.8sbut I can assure you, it wasn't at home. Was it, Chris?
2.03sNo, Mr. Quagmire told it to me.
1.42sOh, I should have figured.
4.3sWas it the one where the blind man walks by the fish market and says, "Good morning, ladies?"
1.77s(LAUGHS) I told you that one!
1sYou told me that one.
1.07sI sure did.
1.7sWe enjoy each other's company.
4.04sWell, I suppose if I have your word that this won't happen again,
1.83swe can allow Chris to return to school.
2.63sWell, I promise you, my husband will have a talk with Quagmire.
3.17sWon't you, Peter? Peter?
2.42sMr. Griffin, don't touch that. That's the school PA system.
2.94s(LAUGHING) Attention, student body.
3.27sYou will now listen as I attempt to swallow this microphone.
1.37sLOIS: Peter!
1.17s(PETER GRUNTING)
1.9s(LOIS CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY)