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1.83sOkay, guys, I got one.
5.27sWould you rather get a massage from a man, or surgery from a female doctor?
2.28sWow. Like, minor surgery?
2.62sNo, serious surgery. Like a blown kidney or something.
2.19sGeez. Good question, Peter.
1.3s- Is the man gay?
2.37sIs the female doctor at least Jewish or Asian?
1.23sNo, but, actually, you know what?
4sI'm going to take it up a notch. Hispanic female doctor or gay male masseuse?
1.63sHispanic from Spain?
5.3s(ALL GROANING) So, it's basically, would you rather get a massage from a gay man or die?
0.9sAll right, I got another one.
2.03sLet Amy Winehouse spit in your mouth,
2.67sor eat a raw slice of Anderson Cooper's ass?
1.8sSign me up for Cooper.
2.59s(GUNSHOT) (ALL SCREAMING) What the hell?