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6.21sThink of the most intense pain you've ever felt and imagine feeling that for hours.
1.33sLOIS: Well, and then, by the eighth month,
2.9sI had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
3.72sBONNIE: And then, they said I was four centimeters dilated.
1.33sThey didn't think I was far enough,
3.47sbut I was like, "I can tell you I'm far enough."
2.57sLOIS: And that's when Chris was born.
3.09sGosh, that's all so fascinating. Let me ask you something else.
4.37sHave you girls ever worked in an office with other women who you have negative things to say about?
1.5s- Oh, God, yes. - Oh, my God.
1.52sQuagmire, shut up. We're here.
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1.77sYou drove us to Virginia?
1.67sAll right, look, we're sorry we deceived you girls,
1.48sbut this is important.
3.15sThe trail leads to a bartender who works here.
2.05sHe could be the source of the dirty joke.
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2.17sHi, there. What can I do for you gentlemen?
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