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1.25s(LAUGHING)
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2.14sOh, God, I crapped my pants.
2.52sIt's funny when it happens to other people.
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1.93sUgh! That's the end of those underwears.
1.13sI didn't know what to do,
1.63sso I took them off and hummed them at the wall,
2.74sand they started sliding down like one of them sticky octopuses.
1.08sWell, it's a pretty funny joke,
2.35syou know, when you think about it. Your vagina's in the sink.
3.2s(LAUGHING) Damn it!
2.75sWow. He poops every time he hears that joke.
2.53s(CHUCKLES) Yeah. He does, doesn't he?
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4.72s(GIGGLING) Get out of here, Quagmire! I just put on clean pants!
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2.57s(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Who's texting me?
1.93s(LAUGHING) Damn it!
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