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1.5sWell, maybe it is.
2.87sBut Peter's got the best one ever written right there.
1.62sRead it, Peter.
2.47s"Guess what? Chicken butt."
2.2sThat's it? That's the joke?
1.9sNo, this is the joke!
5.64s(SCREAMS) Now take me back to Virginia, so I can put some Bacitracin on this and pork my wife!
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1.73sPETER: It was a great adventure.
2.5sAnd it was great having Cleveland along with us again.
3.24sHe hasn't changed a bit. Didn't grab one check.
4.34sAnyway, that's our story about the splendid source of all dirty jokes.
1.8sFor those of you who stuck around till the end,
1.6syou deserve a reward.
3.75sSo here's some footage of an ape scratching himself.
3.77sSee, the March of Dimes wanted this air time to talk about cancer kids or something,
2.2sbut I was like, "No way! Monkey scratch!"
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