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1.45sIs there a problem, Officer?
2.02sQUAGMIRE: Is he telling it? Yeah.
3.39s(INAUDIBLE) (LAUGHING) Damn it!
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1.3sFuck you guys!
1.27s(LAUGHING)
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2.09sOkay, Quagmire, he's asleep.
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1.27s(LAUGHING)
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5.07s(SNIFFING) Peter! You just crapped all over the bed!
3.37sWhen you poop in your dreams, you poop for real.
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1sHello, fellas.
1.77sHey, Pete. Hey, those are my pants.
3.04sThat's right. Thought I'd come by and see if you have any jokes to tell.
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