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1.27sI'll tell the joke.
1.15sGo ahead, Joe. I'm all anus.
2.37sJoe, don't you dare. I'll push you straight into traffic.
2.38sPeter, you win. All right, I won't tell the joke anymore.
3.14sYou know, I gotta admit, Quagmire, despite all the problems,
2.57sthat joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
1.37sBruce told it to me.
1.67sNo way Bruce came up with that. Where'd he hear it?
1.57sI don't know. Probably just around.
2.3sI mean, where does any dirty joke come from?
1.73sHey, now, Joe's right. There's a million of them.
1.33sThey gotta be coming from somewhere.
1.87sSomebody's got to be making these things up.
1.93sWell, who? I don't know.
2.33sBut haven't you ever wanted to find out?
2.4sWell, yeah, but how would anyone do that?
1.62sA quest, Joe.
3.34sWe go on a quest to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.
1.45sWho's with me? Well, I'm with you.
2.75sWhat the hell? So am I.
5.46sPETER: And so began our journey to find the splendid source of off-color humor as we know it.
2.5sOur first stop was to see Bruce.
2.3sOh, hey. What size shoes is y'alls?
1.67sActually, we're not here to bowl.
2.8sWe were wondering where you heard that dirty joke you told Quagmire.
1.65sOh, that one? Oh, no.