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3.84sOkay, Peter, I've got the directions. Head north on the turnpike.
1.85sThat's going to be the quickest route to Maine.
1.17sSure, Lois.
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2.55sSay, ladies, I was wondering if you could tell me,
1.67swhat was childbirth like?
4.67sOh, Glenn, you have no idea. It's something no man could understand.
6.21sThink of the most intense pain you've ever felt and imagine feeling that for hours.
1.33sLOIS: Well, and then, by the eighth month,
2.9sI had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
3.72sBONNIE: And then, they said I was four centimeters dilated.
1.33sThey didn't think I was far enough,
3.47sbut I was like, "I can tell you I'm far enough."
2.57sLOIS: And that's when Chris was born.
3.09sGosh, that's all so fascinating. Let me ask you something else.
4.37sHave you girls ever worked in an office with other women who you have negative things to say about?
1.5s- Oh, God, yes.
- Oh, my God.
1.52sQuagmire, shut up. We're here.
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