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3.24sHe hasn't changed a bit. Didn't grab one check.
4.34sAnyway, that's our story about the splendid source of all dirty jokes.
1.8sFor those of you who stuck around till the end,
1.6syou deserve a reward.
3.75sSo here's some footage of an ape scratching himself.
3.77sSee, the March of Dimes wanted this air time to talk about cancer kids or something,
2.2sbut I was like, "No way! Monkey scratch!"
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4.17sWell, Peter, I'm glad you and the guys finally found what you were looking for.
0.78sWe did.
4.47sIt's just sad that 230 people had to die in the most gruesome way imaginable.
3.3sBut our idle curiosity was satisfied, so everything worked out.
2.54sPeter, you went halfway around the world for this joke,
1.33sbut I never even got to hear it.
0.85sYeah, me neither.
2.33sYeah, come on, Dad, tell the joke.
1.7sAll right, you guys wanna hear it? All right.
2.52sSo, this chick goes on a date with this guy that she wants to fuck,
3.94sbut she's worried 'cause she's got, like, a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys.
2.97sSo, she gets a piece of liverwurst, and shoves it up in her vagina,