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1.83swe can allow Chris to return to school.
2.63sWell, I promise you, my husband will have a talk with Quagmire.
3.17sWon't you, Peter? Peter?
2.42sMr. Griffin, don't touch that. That's the school PA system.
2.94s(LAUGHING) Attention, student body.
3.27sYou will now listen as I attempt to swallow this microphone.
1.37sLOIS: Peter!
1.17s(PETER GRUNTING)
1.9s(LOIS CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY)
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1.5s(PETER CONTINUES GRUNTING)
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1.13s(PETER COUGHING)
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2.54s(PETER PANTING) PETER: I did it!
1.13sI did it!
1.7sThat was all that noise.
1.5sI did it.
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4.1sHey, Quagmire, you know you got Chris suspended from school for telling one of your dirty jokes?
2.47sOh, gosh, Peter, I'm sorry. You want me to talk to him?
2.5sWell, no, actually, I want you to tell me the joke.
1.27sYeah, tell us the joke.
1.77sYou want to hear it? All right.