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3.34sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.82sAll the things that make us
1.3sLaugh and cry
5.07sHe's a family guy
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1.83sHi. This is Peter.
2.6sDon't get scared that you can hear my voice, but you can't see me.
4.5sThis is the story of a great adventure that happened to me and some of my pals.
1.57sIt all began innocently enough,
3.49swith my stupid wife showing me some dumbass brochure.
2.48sSo, here's where we'll all be staying this weekend.
1.5sYou and I will have one cabin,
2.57sand Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.
2.14sOh, this is going to be so much fun!
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1.57sHi, Chris. How was school?
3.47sNot good. I got suspended for saying bad words.
1.03sFor God's sake!
2.2sMy principal wants to meet with you guys.
1.99sShould we go? It sounds like a trap.
1.57sYes, Peter, we should go.
1.67sAll right, but if it's a trap, and we don't come back,
4.47sI get to make smart-alecky remarks when we're tied up back-to-back, like last time.
2.92sAny more bright ideas, Professor?