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1sHello, fellas.
1.77sHey, Pete. Hey, those are my pants.
3.04sThat's right. Thought I'd come by and see if you have any jokes to tell.
1.03sI enjoy a joke.
1.33sI don't know.
2.04sI want to tell the joke, but I like those pants.
1.27sI'll tell the joke.
1.15sGo ahead, Joe. I'm all anus.
2.37sJoe, don't you dare. I'll push you straight into traffic.
2.38sPeter, you win. All right, I won't tell the joke anymore.
3.14sYou know, I gotta admit, Quagmire, despite all the problems,
2.57sthat joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
1.37sBruce told it to me.
1.67sNo way Bruce came up with that. Where'd he hear it?
1.57sI don't know. Probably just around.
2.3sI mean, where does any dirty joke come from?
1.73sHey, now, Joe's right. There's a million of them.
1.33sThey gotta be coming from somewhere.
1.87sSomebody's got to be making these things up.
1.93sWell, who? I don't know.
2.33sBut haven't you ever wanted to find out?
2.4sWell, yeah, but how would anyone do that?