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2.5sBonnie and Lois planned that couples' weekend to Maine.
1.8sWe're supposed to leave in the morning.
1.43sYeah, Peter, we've looked long enough.
1.77sMaybe the joke doesn't have a source.
2.08sDon't be stupid. Somebody had to have made it up.
1.25sAnd we're going to find out who.
4.62sBesides, this will be way more fun than hanging out in Maine with the wives, sitting around a campfire,
2.47slistening to Lois tell grocery stories.
2.3s(IMITATING LOIS) "Oh, Peter, you should have been there.
3.17s"Uncle Ben's converted brown rice was on sale.
4.1s"They marked it down from $12 to three..."
3.2sWhatever. I don't know how much rice is, but you know what I'm saying.
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3.84sOkay, Peter, I've got the directions. Head north on the turnpike.
1.85sThat's going to be the quickest route to Maine.
1.17sSure, Lois.
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2.55sSay, ladies, I was wondering if you could tell me,
1.67swhat was childbirth like?