3.94sbut she's worried 'cause she's got, like, a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys.
2.97sSo, she gets a piece of liverwurst, and shoves it up in her vagina,
2.37sso that when he fucks her, it'll feel tighter.
2.7sPeter, maybe this isn't family conversation.
0.88sNo, wait, Lois, shut the fuck up.
2sSo, she puts the liverwurst in her vagina,
3.04sgoes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine.
2.3sShe wakes up the next morning, and he's gone.
1.6sAnd he's left her a note that says,
1.63s"Thank you for a lovely evening.
2.5s"However, I don't think this is going to work out.
3.35s"P.S. Your vagina is in the sink."
4.07sNow, I'm gonna leave the room now as I have just shit myself again.
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