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2.47slistening to Lois tell grocery stories.
2.3s(IMITATING LOIS) "Oh, Peter, you should have been there.
3.17s"Uncle Ben's converted brown rice was on sale.
4.1s"They marked it down from $12 to three..."
3.2sWhatever. I don't know how much rice is, but you know what I'm saying.
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3.84sOkay, Peter, I've got the directions. Head north on the turnpike.
1.85sThat's going to be the quickest route to Maine.
1.17sSure, Lois.
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2.55sSay, ladies, I was wondering if you could tell me,
1.67swhat was childbirth like?
4.67sOh, Glenn, you have no idea. It's something no man could understand.
6.21sThink of the most intense pain you've ever felt and imagine feeling that for hours.
1.33sLOIS: Well, and then, by the eighth month,
2.9sI had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
3.72sBONNIE: And then, they said I was four centimeters dilated.